Conversation with Logan (at Target)

Logan:  Me me have gorilla.

Me:  No, you can't have the umbrella.
Logan:  PLEASE me me have polka-dot gorilla.
Me:  You can look at it, but we can't take it home.
Logan:  I like gorilla. 
Me: You like the UMBRELLA.
Logan:  I like polka dot gorilla. 
Me: You like the polka-dot UMBRELLA.
Logan: Mommy, Look at my polka dot gorilla.
Me: Logan, that's a polka dot UMBRELLA, not a gorilla.
Logan:  No, this is MY polka dot gorilla.